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Gi nathlam hí
Imogen, Wiltshire. Kawaii-ass lesbian whose only true passions are Lord of the Rings and naan bread. Do feel free to start a conversation with me, I'm ridiculously friendly. :D
Remember these things when you’re sad:
- Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane
- Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj
- Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie”
- Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas
- Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand
- Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr.
- And that Chris Evans once dressed up in drag
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people of intelligence
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I hate it when people try to scare high school students by saying the words “the real world” like shut the fuck up there is no fake world there is only one world and we are all living in it right now whether you have a fucking high school diploma or not
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Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
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probably-infested-with-nargles:
how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
Wizardry.
ahh, makes sense.
fetus deletus
Protectus erectus
Safeus Coitus
Or they were busy fighting Voldemort. Or they knew to use fucking condoms.
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did
That is the most metal looking cupcake ever
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